Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source.
Rick Perry. Knob (via liberalsarecool)
My new favorite Rick Perry quote.
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- “Foreigners. They look like Canadians, what with all that fur.” — Rick Perry
- “Montreal is the seat of a worldwide global conspiracy against America, except there they take dollars.” — Rick Perry
- “Foreigners wouldn’t call a province ‘Saskatchewan,’ amirite?” — Rick Perry
- “I don’t care what anyone says — William Shatner’s an American.” — Rick Perry
- “Canada? Is that a United Arab Emirate?” — Rick Perry
- “You can’t spell ‘CANADA’ without a can, or a da, whatever, it’s Russian for ‘yes.’” — Rick Perry
- “Maple syrup makes my guns stick. Damned Canadians!” — Rick Perry
- “I visit Canada for the baseball. Joe Carter is my hero! Take that, Philadelphia!” — Rick Perry
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *shakes head*
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